Markus Larsson puts a plus on this year’s WC songs
Published 2026-05-29 11.28
This year’s WC songs are here.
It is, as usual, a painful SM in garbage sorting.
Markus Larsson puts plus on a happy cavalcade of post shots and penalty misses.
Thomas Stenström
Live forever
It’s not that dangerous. As said – the mistake was that Thomas Stenström tried to make a normal and decent song. In the genre of sports songs, it is much better to switch off the brain and play pranks. He probably would have gotten away better with just doing one Brandsta City Extinguishers. That is, reuse your own hit directly, but with a new ball text written by Chat GPT. How about “Hit me hard in the face”? Working title: “Hit me hard on the sideline”.
Brandsta City Extinguishers
All in for Sweden
Thomas Stenström gets rolled in tar and blue-yellow beer hats because he borrows parts of a song he has released before. Brandsta City Släckers takes their infamous slang hit from this year’s Melodifestivalen, “Rakt in i elden”, adding a new text about “sweating on the sofa when Goyken score goals” and everyone loves them. The uncles have understood the basic principle of the World Cup songs: lower the level. Why make an effort when a “dunk-du-dunk” and the logical sequel “gold-gu-gold” will do?
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The company
There’s something in the air
The grade is in parentheses for a reason. Aftonbladet has asked for a preliminary hearing but has once again received no response. It’s quiet. The rating is not an estimate of how good a sports song is The company can be, although the odds that the upcoming match would make the famous three-plus cannon roll forward are hardly low with the betting companies. No, it’s a reward. More artists who write WC songs shouldn’t send them off to a critic. The ears simply don’t get as tired and offside. Thanks for that. The group’s thoughtfulness is worth two honorable mentions.
Magnus Owl
WC gold
The king of “pom-po-pom” does not bet on “pom-po-pom”. It’s as if Brandsta would skip his “dunk-du-dunk”? What is happening? Instead, Uggla presents a sentimental ballad. It’s not a party. It sounds more like a funeral at a student union.
Miss Snusk
We are yellow and blue
Patriotic epadunk? This could be the most horrible thing that has happened to Sweden since Gunilla Persson won a Rockbjörn for the song “I won’t shake (la la Gunilla)”.
You know, the Yellow Wall
Jug on
Exactly. You know them and a football heel has got it all. The beat is more ridiculous than Junior Lerins “Copacabana boy”. The chorus makes two-year-olds at preschool drool with laughter. They also succeed in getting a pass to Markoolio’s “More goals”. For a championship song, you can hardly ask for more. In other words, it is worth two pluses.
Hanna Friberg
When we are looking for men in the USA
Soccer has given us many hideous post shots and crossbar hits. Some of us still haven’t gotten over it Henke Larsson’s ill-fated rib dunk-du-dunk in the EC quarterfinals against Holland in 2004. But this AI joke might be the worst of them all.
