Welcome to Late Night Roundup, a rundown of the previous night’s highlights that lets you sleep — and lets us get paid to watch comedy. Here are the 50 best movies on Netflix right now.
The Biggest Drop in History
The Great American State Fair kicked off on the National Mall on Thursday.
“The fair has everything,” Jimmy Fallon said. “There’s a giant Ferris wheel, there’s a carousel. They even have a Trump approval rating roller coaster, which has the biggest drop in history.”
“And this is fun. They also hired Trump’s doctor to guess what you want your weight to be. ‘150? Sure.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“If that’s not all, they even have a petting zoo with some of the animals Trump named during his last cognitive test: ‘[imitating Trump] Horse, duck, stripy horse.’” — JIMMY FALLON
The Punchiest Punchlines (Happy 250th Edition)
“So today’s 250th anniversary rally kicked off with a state fair on the National Mall. Not surprisingly, no money was raised at the Doug Burgum kissing booth.” — GREG GUTFELD
“Congress is also putting together a time capsule to be buried and then opened in 50 years. So far, it includes an iPhone, an Apple wristwatch and Mitch McConnell.” — GREG GUTFELD
The Bits Worth Watching
Greg Gutfeld and his panel discussed appropriate work attire during a fashion segment on Thursday’s “Gutfeld.”
